7 Things I Hate About You…*

Well, it's my first meme here at Who's the Mummy, courtesy of Emily over at  Maternal Tales, who understands that I left my heart in Brighton. I have to list seven of my personality traits, and then pass on the meme to seven other blogs. So, here goes: Inappropriate. I…

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Everything you wanted to know about me and Flea – by Flea

It's been a week since we launched our new blog, and we're so excited – over 1,000 visitors! Amazing. I feel a responsibility to be entertaining now I know I have an audience, but since I had a child, I figure I can leave that sort of thing mostly to…

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Punching children and other things you probably shouldn’t do.

So, my ongoing campaign to become Lifetime President of the Bad Mummy Club continues apace, as I accidentally punched my child in the face yesterday while fighting with the f****ing car seat straps. I admit, I was distracted by the fact that Flea was singing her new favourite song, which…

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Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day…

So, you know those things that you think *everyone* does … until, one day, an entire room falls silent and you realise – no, actually it's just you? We had one of those moments today. Being a bad busy, working mother, I know the drive to Flea's pre-school takes precisely…

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Friday Night’s Alright for Fighting

There are stacks of advice books on how to deal with toddler fights and disputes. Does anyone know if there’s one for grown-ups? I moved to my small town about 18 months ago, and soon met two local mums, H and P. They've been friends for years, and work together.…

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