You Know You’re a Bad Mummy When….

Flea

…you have this conversation with your four-year-old on the way home from school:

Me: “Was it meatballs for lunch today, Flea?”

Flea: “No.”

Me: “Lasagne?”

Flea: “No.”

Me: “Spaghetti Bolognese?”

Flea: “No. It was chicken pie and carrots.”

Me: “Well, what’s this big red splodge on your jumper then?”

Flea: “Oh, that. That’s from Monday.”

Oops.

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