There are lots of dangers associated with young children using technology.

There’s grooming, and bullying, and the risk they could break something you can’t afford to replace.

But as ever, we have discovered the downside that other families somehow miss.

It’s called “your child borrowing your phone and sending a message to a new (male) client”.

Apparently Fwendy is what Flea calls her best friend, Zara. And now it’s what I call marketing directors from high street retail companies, too.

Truly horrifying.

What’s worse is it’s been more than 24 hours with no reply. Do you think he believed my explanation?

*worried*

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Sally is a full-time blogger and founder of the Tots100, Trips100, Foodies100 and HIBS100 communities, along with the MAD Blog Awards. She spends a bit too much time on the Internet. She's also a very happy Mum to Flea, the world's coolest ten year old.