What time is it? Bedtime.


Summer presents many challenges to the positive parent – not least how to keep your child in bed so that you can drink beer and watch movies without interruption.

Flea has decided that while it’s still light enough to read a book, she’d rather be reading than wasting her time with any of that sleeping nonsense. And while reading she likes to take occasional breaks to find a new teddy, get a glass of water and generally wander around the house.

A couple of nights ago, I went upstairs at 10pm to find Flea on the landing outside her bedroom.

“Do you KNOW what time it is?” I squeaked at her.

“No Mummy,” Flea replied, giving me her patented I’ll-explain-this-slowly-for-you face. “I don’t know how to tell the time.”  

Well, ask a stupid question.

Last night, though, I got tough. No five-year-old is going to get the better of me. So at 8pm, when I heard Flea wandering down the landing, I raced upstairs.

“What are you doing?”

“Getting a glass of water.”

“Well, get the water and go back to bed and STAY there until the morning, okay?”

Flea considered her options.“What if I need to go the toilet?”

Pah. I had an answer all ready for THAT question. “Well, go the toilet now and then you won’t need to go again, so you can stay in bed all night, can't you?”

Flea raced to the bathroom, raced back and jumped into bed.

Congratulating myself on another textbook parenting moment, I said goodnight, gave my little angel a kiss and reminded her that she was now to stay in bed, no matter what.

"What if I'm thirsty?" 

"There's a bottle of water on the nightstand." 

"What if I need a teddy?" 

"You have two teddies here, you'll be fine." 

“What if I need the toilet?”

“You won’t. You’ve just been, haven’t you?”

There was a pause. I smell victory in the air.




“You know sometimes if you have a urinary infection, you need to go the toilet a lot…..”  

Sometimes it's easier just to admit defeat. 


Sally is a full-time blogger and founder of the Tots100, Trips100, Foodies100 and HIBS100 communities, along with the MAD Blog Awards. She spends a bit too much time on the Internet. She’s also a very happy Mum to Flea, the world’s coolest ten year old.

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  1. Midlife Singlemum
    23rd June 2011 / 11:18 am

    lol. When you say she is 5 years old…. 5 to the power of what?

  2. 23rd June 2011 / 10:39 am

    The Boy refuses to go to sleep with his door shut now days, so we tip toe past it with him staring at us until all hours. Most of the time he actually stays in it though…

  3. 23rd June 2011 / 10:43 am

    I think that it is time to get Flea a clock for her bedroom and to teach her to tell the time. I have to say though I do wish my boys were a little more like your daughter when it came to going to bed

  4. 23rd June 2011 / 11:25 am

    Oh my god… she is far too clever for her own good!! 😉 x

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  6. 23rd June 2011 / 12:17 pm

    This is one of the things they never tell you about parenting. Even when your tiny baby was waking at midnight at 2am and 5am, you still got a block of time between 7 and 10pm for films and beer. AND it couldn’t ask for things or attempt to reason with you.
    With a ten year old and a six year old, I am often pleading with them to go to sleep because I will be in bed myself in 7 minutes.
    It’s not just summer, either. Sigh.

  7. 23rd June 2011 / 7:32 pm

    Wow sometimes you have to admit defeat. The kid is too clever. End of.

  8. 23rd June 2011 / 9:22 pm

    This sounds scarily like something my son would come up with.
    I LOVE how you use this blog as a record of the special little conversations you two have. It’s genuinely entertaining, but it’s also going to be such a lovely thing to look back on. I didn’t even write down J’s first word (bad mummy!). Em x

  9. 23rd June 2011 / 10:28 pm

    Ha- that sounds ever so slightly sinister…

  10. 23rd June 2011 / 10:28 pm

    She’s very good really. Just has a lot of thoughts in her head!

  11. 23rd June 2011 / 10:29 pm

    Tell me about it – I’m terrified for the future.

  12. 23rd June 2011 / 10:29 pm

    This is why one child is best. Easier to terrify into submission when absolutely necessary.

  13. 23rd June 2011 / 10:30 pm

    It doesn’t help that I’m often not that bright by the time evening rolls around…

  14. 23rd June 2011 / 10:30 pm

    Thanks Em, that’s a lovely comment – is sort of is what I love about blogging, capturing the little moments I’d forget otherwise. I think we do remember the big moments but it’s the things we laugh about every day that I want to record, too.

  15. party bags
    24th June 2011 / 2:09 pm

    Sleeping is the best part of the day. It’s my favorite time.

  16. 24th June 2011 / 2:15 pm

    I appreciate the ideas and I would like to read more good stuff keep it up! This is very nice article and have great information.

  17. angelsandurchinsblog
    24th June 2011 / 9:20 pm

    Thank God three of my children can’t read. And I’m keeping the one who can well away from this. Please don’t let Flea start a blog until she’s at least 21 and running for parliament or something.

  18. 29th June 2011 / 9:37 am

    I cant believe Flea is only five, she even know the urinary infection things…so clever and so cute, you must have a lot of happy time with her!