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You Know You’re a Bad Mummy When….

Flea

…you have this conversation with your four-year-old on the way home from school:

Me: “Was it meatballs for lunch today, Flea?”

Flea: “No.”

Me: “Lasagne?”

Flea: “No.”

Me: “Spaghetti Bolognese?”

Flea: “No. It was chicken pie and carrots.”

Me: “Well, what’s this big red splodge on your jumper then?”

Flea: “Oh, that. That’s from Monday.”

Oops.

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Sally is a full-time blogger and founder of the Tots100, Trips100, Foodies100 and HIBS100 communities, along with the MAD Blog Awards. She spends a bit too much time on the Internet. She's also a very happy Mum to Flea, the world's coolest ten year old.

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Sally

Sally is a full-time blogger and founder of the Tots100, Trips100, Foodies100 and HIBS100 communities, along with the MAD Blog Awards. She spends a bit too much time on the Internet. She's also a very happy Mum to Flea, the world's coolest ten year old.

15 Comments

  1. The Mad House

    Oh Sally you do make me laugh. Thankfully the boys have red jumpers, so it hides a multitude of tomatoe based spoldges!!

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  2. Manda - Flying Start Mag

    LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!

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  3. Liz (LivingwithKids)

    Too funny x

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  4. Heather

    ha ha ha! I love that you are so like me! I pulled a pair of PJ’s out of the wardrobe this evening, it wasn’t until I got them on her that I realised they had dried up porridge all down them. I must have folded them up and put them back in the wardrobe dirty instead of putting them in the washing basket! did i hurry to get a clean pair? did I heck – they’ll just end up with porridge down them again in the morning!

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  5. Muummmeeeee

    Hilarious! At least it cuts down on your laundry x

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  6. Anna @ Evie George

    ha ha ha ha oh my goodness I nearly fell off my chair.

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  7. Barbara

    Well, at least you noticed the splodge. Eventually!

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  8. Mummy Mania

    that’s too funny. shows you have way more important things to be doing!

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  9. Mwa

    Very funny! That so could have been us.

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  10. Nikki

    Brilliant 🙂

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  11. Sally

    I feel so much better knowing that a good proportion of you have been there…

    Reply

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